Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Smuggler


Yeah, The Smuggler’s not the worst we’ve seen. More like your rich uncle right after the divorce, but before the liposuction/facelift.

Some argue oldscrotes still in the game deserve props. Others mock the aged ‘bag with the same aplomb they do the ‘bagling. Depends on which side of the Oldbag debate you fall on, I suppose.

Alls I know is I’d flay silk out of luna moths while chanting Aerosmith lyrics with the clicking language of the Bushmen of the Kalahari just for the chance to lick her retarded cousin’s special ed bib after feeding.

Ew. I think I took that one too far.

# posted by douchebag1

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