Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Twizzler Hotts
Vegas trampy hotts are the Twizzlers of the T&A universe.
Tasty, licorice treats to be sure, but lacking the far more filling chocolate and nugat based complexities of the Mars Bar, The Twix or the highly underrated Milky Way.
This is not to say Twizzlers aren’t filling. They just talk in a whiny high pitched voice that sounds like upstate New York.
Wait, I think that metaphor just broke down.
And then there’s these four tubs of lard. They’re that small dirty pile of Doritos refuse at the bottom of the vending machine. The type you accidentally touch when you have to do the awkward reach-through-weird-metal-doorflap move to get your purchased snack.
But you suffer the Doritos refuse. Because, hey. Twizzlers.
