Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wanker Mail
—-
okay, so keep in mind that my friend wiley is a serial masturbator, but he leaned over to me this morning and confessed: “Dude, I beat it to hotchickswithdouchebags last night. I was just going through all those pictures, and the girls in the leis got to me.” I don’t know if it was a new high or a new low for him.
—-
I feel dirty.