Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Breaking: Marissa Miller Still Married to Douche


Yes, it is not technically breaking news that Sports Illustrated model Marissa Miller is married to a giant paper bag of flaming monkey crap chin pubes asswipe flush.

But it’s still like getting a root canal without novocaine after shoving toothpicks into your uvula.

# posted by douchebag1

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