Thursday, April 17, 2008

Criss Angel is Poo


Every month Criss Angel ratchets up the douche factor like a spectral Harry Houdini by way of Rico Suave’s Gerardo. In perhaps his most amazing illusion of all, yesterday he made our merits as a society disappear.

Poof!

Gone in a cloud of Axe Bodyspray. Where’s Sigfried and Roy’s white tiger when you need it?

Yet Crissbag continues to pull the highest quality Vegas hooch.

I got a trick, Criss.

Wave the red scarf over the bottle. Wuula wuula wuula. Now look inside.

It’s your mom.

# posted by douchebag1

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