Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Douche of a Salesman
Willy: Yeeeeeee. Ya know what’s rad?
Blonde: What’s that?
Willy: Showing my swimming trunks, bra.
Blonde: I’m not a bra. I’m a girl.
Willy: Whatever, woman. Just check my undies. They’s fab.
Blonde: You smell like Axe Bodyspray and moldy wonder bread.
Biff: Yeeeee. That’s what Willy’s talkin’ bout.
Blonde: I, uh, gotta go now.
Willy: I’m Willy!! Willy, yo, man!!
And…. scene.
Tell me I didn’t just make a Willy Loman joke. I feel dirty.
