Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Douche of a Salesman

Willy: Yeeeeeee. Ya know what’s rad?

Blonde: What’s that?

Willy: Showing my swimming trunks, bra.

Blonde: I’m not a bra. I’m a girl.

Willy: Whatever, woman. Just check my undies. They’s fab.

Blonde: You smell like Axe Bodyspray and moldy wonder bread.

Biff: Yeeeee. That’s what Willy’s talkin’ bout.

Blonde: I, uh, gotta go now.

Willy: I’m Willy!! Willy, yo, man!!

And…. scene.

Tell me I didn’t just make a Willy Loman joke. I feel dirty.

# posted by douchebag1

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