Monday, April 14, 2008

Finger Twins


Like many primitive language systems that emerge organically, the douche uses hand configurations to symbolize his role in the cultural hierarchy.

In this case, The Middle Finger states, “I superficially reject societal convention because I have the store purchased mass produced identity of ‘rebel.’ It was on sale at Urban Outfitters.”

Very rebellious, wanker twins.

As to the fake boobied Bleeth in the middle of this Armani Exchange, note her tongue and middle finger gestures. A clear sign that she is too far gone to save.

But while we can’t save her, we can stare at those ginormous life-rafts.

Megods, they could save a drowning elephant caught in a Balisian rainstorm mudslide.

# posted by douchebag1

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