Friday, April 4, 2008

Friday Haiku


Soup dumplings so soft,
Railroad Head makes Buddha weep,
Pray for Kung Fu Monks.

When I said ‘roofie’
I didn’t mean make me look
Like I have shingles

— i drink your doucheshake

Nice parallel lines
Proving Euclid on your head
With pointy compass

— mr. white

lychee nut slurper
wants to ascend mount fuji
bo staff to chin stripes

— ‘bag lanta

you know it’s bad when
you take your fashion cues from
home depot paint swatch

— johnny scrotten

Yao comes to study
Shaves self, scores Hotts, becomes choad
Dad’s pissed: no more cash

— scrotebob douchepants

# posted by douchebag1

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