Friday, April 25, 2008

Friday Haiku


Jaundiced alien
Facehugger laid eggs in hott,
Take off, nuke from sky.

it’s Tori Spelling
clubbing with Steven Tyler.
Apocalypse now.

— pfah

Grandpa loved red skulls
Botox bag clueless while
Molesting my sister

— something horrible

Bleethed out buxom blonde
Stoned roadie for Buckcherry
Bag hand gestures match

— the davinci choad

The boobs are massive
Skeletor is the devil
The world is ending

— danny noonan

hey michael jackson
good to see you like girls now
so what made you change?

— johnny scrotten

# posted by douchebag1

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