Monday, April 21, 2008

HCwDB of the Week

After every Monthly vote, the Weekly has to account for two weeks of pics instead of one. Mainly because I’m too lazy to run a Weekly and a Monthly in the same week. That usually means an extra special serving of hott/scrote for your perusal and judgment, and this week’s finalists don’t disappoint. Each offer their own pungent smell of wrong.

So, without further apoo, here’s your finalists:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: The Prince of Pud

This is a classic anger-inducing combo. Sure, the Prince of Pud isn’t as cartoonishly spectacle as some of the more extreme ‘bags. But he’s got all the factors of wrong in one greased up package of what I term “reality douche.” He’s real. And that’s what hurts.

And then there’s blonde Susan Winterbottom, descendant of the Mayflower, daughter of the revolution, getting back at her waspy parents and aristocratic life by partying with Tony Florencio here.

The brunette kissing Pud looks to be delectable. And there’s a red cup and Prince Caspian in the background. All taking place in what appears to be a neo-Nazi bunker. Yikes.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: Dog

Dog is one of those unbalanced hottie/douchey pics where the douchery is so intense but the hott isn’t up to snuff, so that the question becomes if it’s enough to carry the pic through to victory based on imbalance.

As we know, a truly superior HCwDB pic has a zen totality to it. A wrongness and a rightness that cancel each other out and offer the contradiction of life that brings us truth.

But can the imbalance that is Dog carry a Weekly?

All I know is that Dog is a scholar and a man of peace.

He is polite and of classy breed.

He really shouldn’t hunt me down and beat me like a goiter infested 13th century mule in Scotland.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: Turd Flush

Turd Flush also ranks high on the rage factor.

Rare is the douche who actually features his sunglasses on top of his mandana.

Toss in the beads and the two bar slut hotts, and the fact it’s all taking place on the deck of the Titanic means a sinking ship of wrong.

Alls I know is I need to scrub my eyes out with bleach.

So them’s your three. Three pics enter. Only one can reign douchepreme. Which one? That, my friends, is up to you.

Cast your vote, as ever, in the comments thread.

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