Thursday, April 10, 2008

King Douchuous the IV: Hall of Scrote


The votes have been counted. The arguments made. And while there were ample arguments on both sides, and by ample, I mean lots of boobies, The King is In. Long Mock the King.

In spite of his generally friendly demeanor, and a likely “pro-douche” status (club promoter, DJ, etc.), The King was not to be denied.

The everpresent anonymous makes the case:

kind of a cross between don king and the burger king. and that chin pube looks like some kind of scientific test, like try one conditioner on one side, something else on the other.

Nicely played, anon, Don King and the Burger King pretty much sums it up. But runaway douche makes the argument for amateur hott/douche combos to pack the true societal gut-punch:

I gotta give a thumbs down; the HoS should be, much like the olympics used to, for the purest of competitors: the amateur. Once a bag turns pro, the grace, majesty and pure competitive bag spirit withers under the harsh sun of sponsorship.

But dunkterdouche retorts:

Absolutely he should be in the Hall of Scrote. He is an absolute douchebag. Closely cropped and manicured chin pubes, studded belt, mandana. And every hott is smokin hott.

The hott factor must be included in any HCwDB pic, and what puts King D over the top is his quality of hott pull. Yes, he’s goofy and generally unthreatening. And I’d probably want to have a beer with him. But douche is douche. And it cannot be denied.

Prince Choadstool agrees:

This is very hard. I do hate him enough to get Medieval on his ass, yet he’s a pro… But, in the words of author Frank Herbert, “The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.” Just because we don’t understand the pro-douche we like to call King Douchuous IV, doesn’t mean we should count him out. After all, someone who chooses to do this for a living can be argued to be just as hateable and worthy of a good poo-flinging than someone who knows not what he does. Hall of Scrote for KDIV.

And Mahatma Gandouche quotes scripture in voting “yea”:

In the matter of HOS for the King I vote yes,and refer you to the following passage in the royal chronicles of his father Doucheous III written in 87 B.A.(before axe) by Pliney the Elder:” Behold a pale horse comes and upon him rides one who shall be known by his crown of grease and mandana and will be called King by some and Scrote by the rest”

For consistency of assclownery, the King of Douchetown, who wears his crown of hair gel proudly, has earned his place in the Hall.

I also bumped the Future Ex-Mrs. DB1, as my obsession with brunettes in librarian glasses need not take up space in the HoS.

# posted by douchebag1

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