Monday, April 28, 2008

Razor's Edge


Razor, your tri-vag facial pubes and silly hand gesture have the Lamar Latrell Popozaoed illogic of Alpha-Beta ennui.

Hmm. Something tells me that last sentence has been written before in literature. Perhaps it was Proust.

As to Pixie Hott, I haven’t seen thighs that firm yet gelatinous since the paddling scene in Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama.

And, no, that movie wasn’t even retro ironic good. But it did have paddling. So on its deathbed, it will achieve total consciousness.

# posted by douchebag1

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