Take Him to Your Leader
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Nothing Runs with the Goose Hotts quite like four alien antennae sticking off your douched up head.
I was going to make a Twilek reference, but thanks to George Lucas’s genius decision to unleash three steaming turds of overhyped, nonsensical toy ads on the American public over the past decade, Star Wars references have been demoted. They’re now ranked directly below allusions to post Funny Farm Chevy Chase movies, but still above anything involving Pokemon or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
It’s a complex pop-culture graph. Involves charting historical time, random evocation, general obscurity, mass culture resonance and subculture currency in intersecting matrices of overlap. Would take too long to explain.
So I’ll simply note that drunk strippers running with the Goose almost make up for Greedo firing first.
