Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Poo Fighters


What’s with the black fingernails on the Nordic vampiric Dave Grohl on the right? Surfers should never go goth. Get thee to a hackey-sack field, stat, boyo.

As to Two Tone Jenny, as horrifying as the black fingernail douche innovation is, the two-tone hair thing has that perfect balance between slutty and sexy to power a thousand Priuses.

I was almost inclined to give her screaming snapping alien mouth boyfriend a “temporary douchesanity” pass, but then I noticed the wristband, finger bling and, yup, black fingernail. No Pass For You.

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