Thursday, April 3, 2008

Velveeta 'Bag in the Hall of Scrote


We held a vote a few weeks back for adding Velveeta ‘Bag to the Hall of Scrote, and while it was not unanimous, the Melted Cheese of American Cultural Blight has just barely made it in.

Most went back and forth on whether to admit entrance, as pro-douche status is usually a disqualifier for the elite hottie/douchey combos that make it to the top. But Velveeta has three very important factors.

1. He is very very ridiculously douchey
2. He hangs out with the cream of the hott
3. He’s a Sleestak.

So, pro or not, he’s in.

The votes were about 60%/40% in favor. As Rage Against the Douchine put it:

Big. Time. D. Bag. Must. Enshrine.

Agreeing was Scrotebob Douchepants:

My first consideration for the Hall is always multiple HCwDB appearances. With one showing, any ‘bag could prove to be a huge choad, but we can’t be sure he can sustain it. After numerous sightings, where the ‘baggery continues to out-do itself, then HoS must be considered.

Velveeta here shows no signs of slowing down. The hair, the headband thing, the retarded clothes, the Grade B douche-stare, the constant hott, etc. This guy is a real douche, a ladies douche.

But most of all, current members like the Donkster, the Ab Lobster, and Douchetonic Twins would be happy to have him.

Just say Yes – to the Hall of Scrote.

But there were objections, as this one from Mr White:

I’m going to go against the grain (so far) here and say no on HoS.

The perception of douche is surely subjective, with each of us applying our own metrics to judge how offended/appalled/disgusted we are by a given specimen. I think I look for undeserved cockiness, which is personified by the Peaches Point, the Gator Scowl, or the HJBBAD verbal diarrhea. And for me, Velveeta just isn’t giving off that vibe. A blank stare and some very, very questionable wardrobe choices, for sure, but no latent douche hostility.

But as all your douche are belong to us so succinctly puts it:

all his douche are belong to HoS

While the objections were strong, I think we’ll all come around to realize that this guy deserves his cheesic cheesitude immortalized.

Tomorrow, another nomination. There’s been a call to consider King Douchuous the IV, and so we’ll put it to a vote.

# posted by douchebag1

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