Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Abe Froman
Tell me this kid isn’t on the way to growing up to being the maitre de at Chez Quis.
I weep for the future.
In related bodyspray news, Thirty Odd Foot of Douche reports in that free Axe Bodyspray “samples” are being given out in his gym locker room.
Sort of the douchal equivalent of how Army smoking breaks during WWII hooked an entire generation on Marlboros. Or how Kelloggs slipped that one sugar cereal into their “Party Pack,” the one little box of Frosted Flakes next to the Raisin Bran and Cheerios.
Damn you, Kelloggs. Hooked me on your hidden little box of sugar crack when I was only five.
