Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Air Jordy


I’m almost inclined to give Jordy a nottadouche pass. But the tucked in jeans with hightops? Is that really necessary?

As to pale sultry curly brunette, Sara Hottowitz, I would take her for a ritual holy bath using only Sabbath candles, my own drool, a small sponge and a Romanian masseuse named Gastu to assist with the toweling.

By now, some of you may have noticed that Bra!! has made it into the hallowed Hall of Scrote. No need for a vote, any douche innovating a dual bicep tatt move, appearing shirtless in six different locations while rubbing his crotch into sorority hotts and enjoying a plethora of cola beverages, deserves honoring. And by honoring, I mean broheiming, bra.

But will he win the Monthly?

Ah. To answer that, will find out on Monday.

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