Friday, May 2, 2008

Ask DB1

Jaymi writes in:

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DB1-

Is it that so many of these ‘bags look alike, or are people really managing to capture photos of the same DB over and over again at different times/places?

I was under the impression that the DB was simply a party persona that a guy puts on, hence the Ubiquitous Red Cup, the nightclubs, etc. Is the DB more than that? Does this lifestyle choice extend to other areas? Does he go into his law office, or his sales meeting looking like this too?

Jaymi
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In the age of mass media overwhelm, the douche begins to echo the collective spectacle to inscribe himself as sexually viable to the suckle-hott. Think of this as viral douchetributes. Or mass produced adouchrements. Or stupid ass crap.

Thus, black fingernails, rings and silly-ass wristwatches become the signifiers by which a choad announces his choadery for all to dechoad. Choad.

The conceptual part of self, The ‘Bag Within, then seeks solace in the knowledge that it has hidden behind the signs of cultural worth, and thus, increases the likelihood to attain the boobie hottie.

In conclusion, corn nuts.

# posted by douchebag1

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