Ask DB1
Arthur writes in with an important question:
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DB1-
I love your site!
Can a woman be a douchebag? I see many that seem to fit the definition here in the O.C.
— Arthur
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This is an important question, Arthur, but the short answer is yes.
A female douchebag is referred to as a douchbaguette, or a Bleeth. The Bleething process, stages 1 through 4, measures how far gone a hottie boobie suckle thigh is, and whether or not they can still be saved, or are lost to douchery forever.
However you may experience what some refer to as the Douchal Paradox, in which you realize a girl is a huge douchebaguette, but you still desire to paw her upper thigh area like a lobotomized ferret.
This is normal. Do not be alarmed. Even the most experienced ‘bag hunter suffers from this contradiction.
