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Backstreet 'Bag

This is one of the Backstreet Boys. Jordan, I think. Or maybe Donnie.

Note the black fingernails, receding cactus hair and small army of picnic ants on his face.

In the immortal words of Paco the Tijuana Cab Driver: Eh, how you say, duche?

Then again, he’s rescued his drowning career by grabbing onto two large flotation devices. So he wants it that way.