Monday, May 5, 2008

Carrotdouche


Carrotdouche says, “I’m voting in the HCwDB of the Week!! Are you?”

Well, he didn’t actually say that. But he still sucks.

She reminds me of my sophomore year “friend with benefits” who thought we were dating. Or, to quote the late, great comedian, Mitch Hedberg, “I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.”

# posted by douchebag1

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