Saturday, May 24, 2008

Fish Slap Sez…


I know it’s Memorial Day Weekend, and I shouldn’t toss some fauxhawking Fish Slap at you. Especially not when he’s flexing with a lithe popsicle blond who doesn’t seem to mind being fondled by a pile of, how you say, douche.

But I had to.

For Fish Slap says Bra and Tighty Armani aren’t douchey enough to carry his hair gel. And when a legend steps in to reassert his scrotal dominance in the poo chain, who am I to stand in the way?

Looking at this atrocity of a disaster of a scrotacalypse, I’m inclined to agree.

# posted by douchebag1
2:24 am June, 4 Broseph said...

I will admit, he’s got nice hair and a pretty decent body. Lady looks like an aneorexic with balloons in her chest. That’s just what I see, maybe it’s just the lighting or angle.

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