Friday, May 16, 2008

Friday Haiku


Beach, waves, heat sparkles,
Ocean water crests like milk,
Grease Douche proves no God.

Eight sundrenched boobs
shoes keep sand off greasy feet
wristband is so cool

— the grateful douche

Greazy douche drips oil
Let me grab a bucket quick
My car’s a quart low

– maximus douchemus meridius

They say there’s a ‘bag
for every grain of sand
not hard to believe

— k-dog

Summer is coming
Living in New Jersey sucks
Shoes on the beach, die.

— hopscloud

Big day at the beach
Sippin’ Windex and hangin’
With rolling grease waves

— mr. white

# posted by douchebag1

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