Friday, May 23, 2008

Friday Haiku


Three Cheers for Scroteface,
Pom Poms shake like firm grapefruits,
Buck Rogers Belt sucks.


Silver-clad pigtails
Defeating doucheosity?
Sadly, not this time

– sinfonian

Scroteface! Scroteface! He’s
Our Man! If he can’t do it,
Someother douchebag can!

— ronald mcdouchenald

Think they’re related
Certain they haven’t dated
Want boobs inflated.

– vacuum cleaner bagg

no alibi here
car show hotts cheer on
ford festiva fan

— let it bleeth

I love two blond hots
But Douchbag in the middle.
I DO NOT, DO NOT.

~BJL

Fire shirt on douchebag
What could save the shiny hotts?
My hope is real flames

– frozen orange douche

# posted by douchebag1

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