Friday, May 30, 2008

Friday Haiku

Skinny ‘bagling with
scrolling message belt buckle:
“going home alone.”

four pairs chunky thighs
will crush high school stripper boy
justice will be served

— ‘bag lanta

WhiteSnake groupies hot.
“Here I go Again On My Own”
Douchebag roadies score.

-BJL

*HOOOORK!!!!* *cough cough sputter*
*pant* I’m OK, I’m OK..
I just need a…*BLEARGHHHHHHHH!!*

— mitch meats

Tommy Gun Drive By.
Call Jimmy the Boob Lover
And go get the car.

— Rare Black Cup

white pants at half mast.
mourning death of fashion sense.
blonde wants panties back.

— ted theodore scrotgan

The white Tayshaun Prince
You are way out of your league
Eat some pierogies

— bmt

# posted by douchebag1

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