Monday, May 5, 2008

HCwDB of the Week: Bra, Ungh, Yo

Bra. This week is a tough one, bra. Unggggh!! Yo.

Three selections of sexy plaything and steaming poodumpery are vying for your vote. Consider each carefully, before choosing. Which rises to the top of your pile of ultimate hottie/douchey wrongness?

Since I’ve already commented on each picture when they first ran, I will attempt to replicate the discourse each image summons. So, without further abra, here’s your finalists:

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #1: Bra!!

Bra.

No, seriously, bra!!

Broheim.

Bra!!

Dude.

Bro.

Bra!!

That’s what I’se talkin’ ’bout.

Braaaaaaa.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #2: DNA Dan

Unnnnnnghhhhh!!!

Me like boobies.

Sexy Librarian tells DNA Dan to read book. Me not like book.

Me like boobies.

Geico!!

Pauly Shore!!

King Kong was a whiny little beyoch!!

Okay, I got nothin’ else except that he’s a huge caveman of club-going douchery, and she is everything a girl-next-door hott should have. She is luscious.

HCwDB of the Week Finalist #3: The Gospel of Vinny 12:18

Yo.

This ain’t no paint, yo.

It’s the clublights.

Where the magic happens.

Where sexy Maria and her best friend Tonya know where to get some sugar.

Yo.

A/X.

That’s what it’s all about.

Okay, that last pic just didn’t have the strength of voice the other two did. But he’s still a douche. And Maria’s a chiquita hott.

So them’s your three. Remember, don’t just vote for your favorite hottie or the douchiest douche, but which combo, together, combines to form the truly ascendant HCwDB pic.

Which one will rise to the top/bottom of hottie/douchey wrongness? That, my fellow ‘bag hunters, rests in your trusty digital votes.

Vote, as always, in the comments thread.

# posted by douchebag1

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