He Don't Need No Bitch In His Life
While you’re mulling your vote in the Monthly, enjoy this selection of MySpace Poetry brought to you by the eloquent wordsmith, He Don’t Need No Bitch In His Life:
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HERES THE DEALLL I NEVER LOSE I DONT GIVE A F@#K WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WIN IM ME AND YOU ARE YOU THATS DONE!
I DONT NEED NO BITCH IN MY LIFE MOST OF THE TIME THEY COME AND GO MORE LIKE THE BIRDS IN THE WINTER IS THERE ANY GOOD ONES OUT THERE DOUBT IT SO HOW AM I LABLED A PLAYER IM A DECENT LOOKING KID THAT LOVES TO CHAT AND HOLD CONVOS HOW ARE GIRLS NOT GOING TO WRITE ME ON MYSPACE AND SAY WHATS UPPP GET OVER IT ITS A MILLION DOLLAR SITE FOR PEOPLE TO COMMUNICATE IF YOU DONT LIKE MY PAGE OR ME GET OFFF YOUR NOT GETTING PAID TO MASTURBATE TO ME.
I WAS BORN ON APRIL 4TH SO YEA IM AN ARIES COCKY STUBBORN AND VERY CARING OOPS ALSO AWESOME IN BED WHAT CAN I SAY I HONESTLY DONT NEED ANYONE IN THIS WORLD I DID EVERYTHING ON MY OWN LIVED ON MY OWN PAID FOR EVRYTHING ON MY OWN SO DONT THINK IM THIS SPOILED KID WHAT I LIKE TO DO HMMMM WATCH MOVIES…BOX…SEX…MAKE MONEY…. DRINK…HIKE… MUSIC..DID I SAY MONEY…I LOVE FOOTBALL DALLAS COWBOYS BABYYY!!!
BY THE WAY IM A ROCKSTAR WANNA SEE IF YOU CAN PARTY HARDER DOUBT IT 7 DAYS A WEEK BABY BUT IM CIVIL AND RESPONSIBLE SO DONT GET IT TWISTED … IM A VERY RANDOM PERSON 2 I WILL MAKE PPL GO NUTS I LOVE PIZZA HAS TO BE WELLDONE I LOVE THE BEACH BUT SOMETIMES I LOVE THE SNOW!? I LOVE SHOPPING AND BUYING THE HOTTEST S@#T AROUND I DONT GIVE A F@#K WHO HAS THE BLOWOUT AND HOW MUCH ITS PLAYED OUT THEN WHY ARE YOU F@#KING ME THEN DUH WTFFF I NEVER FOLLOWED THE TREND IT WAS JUST SOMETHING THAT WENT GOOD WITH ME ANOTHER THING I LISTEN TO ALL KINDS OF MUSIC MMMM I HATE WHEN LIL FAGETS RUN THIER MOUTH WHEN YOU SEE THEM TURN THERE HEADS OR THINK ITS ALL GOOD SOON OR A LATER WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUNDDD
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It’s like Pablo Neruda for the digital age.
