Friday, May 30, 2008
Portia and the Westsiders
Is Portia trashy in that 80s Heather Locklear bleached blond way?
Absolutely.
Does she talk in an annoying voice and whine about how her trust fund doesn’t cover the Cabo expenses for Tiffany and Claire? Of course.
Do these homie whiteboy fratdouche twatnecks deserve to be doing shots with her in a basement in Trenton? Not by the hairlessness on their chinny chin chins.
And by chinny chin chins, I mean scrotundae.
No Friday Thoughts today. The DB1 is pensive and contemplative. But mostly drunk on fermented hops.
