Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Reader Mail

Ruth writes in:

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So, DB1, I just got back from a family vacation to Orlando. Parents, sister, brother in law, nieces (3 and 1 years old)…

We go to lunch at Rainforest Cafe on my last day. Sitting one table away from us are three douches with tribal tats, mandanas/hats atilting, etc, and what likely were 2 blond botoxed bought-boobied hots, several years ago before they became UberBleethed.

I tried and tried and tried to get pictures (because they SOOOOO belong on the site), but they kept pulling beer bottles to their faces, or (ugh) tongue kissing and yelling — anyhow, after several attempts I gave up.

However, my three year old niece took a shine to the group and, in one of her passes around the table, she stopped at their table, looked up at the biggest douche in the group, and said very loudly “Mommy, what’s WRONG with these people? They look stupid.”

My hangover suddenly disappeared. I love my niece.

Ruth
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Teach the young one well, Ruth, and when she’s appropriately trained to mock the douche, I will then hit on her, stare at her boobs, then borrow fifty bucks which I’ll blow on Pop Rocks and Red Bull.

After she turns 18, of course.

EDIT: For work readers, The Gator stepped in to cover up the nipple slip.

# posted by douchebag1

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