Thursday, May 8, 2008

Reader Mail: Miami

Nikki writes in:

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Hey DB1-

here in south florida we have a variation of the traditional bridge-and-tunnel douche. this pervasive sub species is mainly concentrated in the ft. lauderdale area but is known to venture to south beach and even downtown miami on weekends.

the miami douche usually originates in queens, rhode island, jersey or surrounding areas (this can be determined by noting the douche’s accent) and at some point in their young lives migrated south in search of the more plentiful and diverse, some may argue ‘sluttier,’ hotts available here.

the miami-douche can usually be spotted by their modified mullets, ed hardy t-shirts, white belts and also their deep affection for rolling and house music. warning: may be of latin decent.

-Nikki
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I hadn’t heard of cross polinization within various douchal ecosystems, Nikki, so I will look into this phenomenon.

The douche in search of warmer weather, moving to Florida. Interesting. It’s like my grandparents, only with more hair gel and less Early Bird Specials.

# posted by douchebag1

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