Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Reader Mail: MSU

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Montclair State University (MSU), in Montclair new jersey is situated comfortably at an extraordinary hot spot for hot chicks with douches.

lying at the nexus of montclair, totowa, wayne, and clifton, new jersey, it sits at a geographic point where many disparate social forces interplay to create a peak in both douchebaggery and hotness-of-chicks.

a wonderful mix of southern and eastern european ancestry endows the women with unsurpassed physiques, while leaving most of the men torn between the base cultural practices of the guido, and the desire to climb the ladder and dip into the wealth of the city.

and of course, these phenomena are all accented by the age-demographic of the campus’s population.

– Amateur ‘Bagologist
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But do they smell like poo?

Yes. They probably do.

# posted by douchebag1

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