Sunday, May 4, 2008

Reader Mail: Turkbaggery


Ann writes in:

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Hi DB1,

So the attached pictures represent a terrible rut my coworker has fallen in. She has in recent months starting hanging out with a group of guys from Turkey. The one in all the pictures is Burak.

He frequently forgets to button up his overpriced silk shirts mailed to him from his Sultan father. He also seems to have mistaken his purpose in life as being a stud to mate with any lady he can poke and is a total womanizer.

My skin crawls when I see pictures of him. He’s an uberdouche: spoiled by his parents, always tan, spikey hair, and an undeserved sense of accomplishment and social prominence.

Oh yea, and he used to be fat and button up his shirt to hide his boobs.

— Ann
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Burak may be douche, Ann, but with a name like Burak, you know he fought bravely in Byzantinian battles under Seljuk Sultan to claim Istanbul (not Constantinople).

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you.

# posted by douchebag1

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