Monday, May 26, 2008
Retro Douche: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Since it’s Memorial Day, your commentator on all things spectacle/cleavite, The DB1 is taking it easy. The Weekly will be tomorrow.
In the meantime, lets revisit and weigh in on 80s action star and all around shaven chest prototype, Jean-Claude Van Damme. Check him out getting his groove on here. Okay. Pretty freaking ridiculous.
But Bloodsport kicks serious ass. So he gets at least a semi nottadouche pass.
But still, to be sporting the Don Johnson Miami Vice duds in 2008? Sorry Van Damme Judi Dench, but you’re getting a scrote-stamp across the forehead like a jump-kick with badly pronounced vocal inflection.
Your wife looks pretty MILFy, though. Or GMILFy as the case may be.
