Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Slim Jim
Slim Jim Troll Doll may be the nicest looking douche that is undeniably douchey we’ve ever had.
At first I want to mock his silly exposed undershirt and fruffy hair, and even point out the subtle Mark of the ‘Bag on his forehead (the shine that makes the shape of shlong-n-balls).
But then I kind of just want to pat him on the head, buy him an ice-cream, and send him home.
And then slather Charlize Theron Doll with melted salsa cheese before rolling her and her two lovely friends in a giant tortilla shell and then munching on all three like a drunk koala in Uttar Pradesh.
