Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Tards 'R Us
I think it’s kind of sweet that Catherine spends her weekends helping out ‘tards down at the ‘Tard Center, ‘Tards ‘R Us.
I know I shouldn’t call them ‘tards. I should use words like “friends of the short bus,” or “intellectually challenged.”
But since I’d like to rub peanut butter on Catherine’s childhood teddy bear, Shmooky, before I beg her startled grandmother not to call the police, I’ll go with ‘tards.
