Saturday, May 31, 2008

The Fondle of Wrong


Ever feel like you’re watching a mugging take place in slow motion but you’re powerless to do anything?

It’s all in the placement of his hands. Not quite a violation, but all sorts of wrong. Maybe her Wonder Woman bracelets can protect her.

It’s Saturday and your humble narrator in all things boobie/tribal-tatt, The DB1, wonders if Spielberg and Lucas can come up with any other plans to retroactively rape any more of my childhood memories.

Maybe they can render some CG images of the Dallas Cowboys gang raping my childhood Teddy Bear, Winky.

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