Wednesday, May 14, 2008
The HSTD
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Ah yes, the High School Tongue Douche (HSTD). These ‘bagling denizens of Senior Skip Day are hard to spot, even by the experienced ‘bag hunter.
If you are hunting HSTD, simply camp out at Bobby’s weekend house party, position yourself near the Ubiquitous Red Cups, and wait.
Eventually a shirtless underwear sporting skinny-ass ‘bagling will come running into frame, stick his tongue out, and run off.
Be ready to snap a pic. Like the Hoverdouche, the HSTD disappears as quickly as they appear.
Poor little Jenny. She knows not what she licks.
