Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The Punctured Balloon


When I was six years old, Jeremy punctured my balloon at the kindergarten fair. It deflated into a saggy, wrinkled piece of rubber. And I cried.

Alas, all these years later, my childhood trauma at the kindergarten fair, reflected in a deflated douche nipple. Very traumatic.

Put on a shirt, Balloon Douche. You’re scarring our collective psyche all over again.

# posted by douchebag1

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