Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Breaking: Natalie Portman Still Dating a Yeti


Okay, a cleaned up Yeti. But still a Yeti.

And sure, maybe he’s not that bag. But Natalie is my little Hebraic librarian princess whom I would lather her shoulders with fabric softener then quietly nose-butt her agent’s cell phone.

So, to honor the hypothetical lathered shoulders of Ms. Portman, I mock the bearded prophet with annoying bling, man-purse and scary jean short-shorts. For he is scrote.

# posted by douchebag1

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