Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Breaking: Natalie Portman Still Dating a Yeti
Okay, a cleaned up Yeti. But still a Yeti.
And sure, maybe he’s not that bag. But Natalie is my little Hebraic librarian princess whom I would lather her shoulders with fabric softener then quietly nose-butt her agent’s cell phone.
So, to honor the hypothetical lathered shoulders of Ms. Portman, I mock the bearded prophet with annoying bling, man-purse and scary jean short-shorts. For he is scrote.
