Friday, June 6, 2008

Friday Haiku


Follicles erupt.
Audrina Hott confused. “Zonj?”
God kicks a puppy.

implant funbags round
cretinous slime snuggles hott
hairspray pollutes pool

— ‘bag lanta

jimmy neutron douche
asian breasts next to the zonj
rehab. no, no, no.

– bcs

Kick bag in the nuts,
Oh quartasian boobies,
me love you long time

— douche bigalow

Tia Carrere
and douchebag Zonj McChoadie
star in “The Fly III”

— k-dog

Balloons ’bout to pop,
Keep away from cactus hair!
Douchebag of the week?

— blair

# posted by douchebag1

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