Friday, June 13, 2008

Friday Haiku


Boat choad flexes tatts,
Ubiquitous Red Cup knows,
Shark attack needed.

Corey Haim tat bag.
Asphyxiates with poo smell
Throat cut too shallow.

— vacuum cleaner bagg

Douchey Prince Colwyn
Childhood memory ruined
Krull glaive once was cool

— mitch meats

Hairline receding
Boat has A thirty year lease
Bald douche in eight months

Ragnar Danneskjöld

He found a townie
At his dad’s cabin up north
Sailing Lake Flaccid

— clementine of cappadoucha

What Tribe Would Have You
Bimbo Boat will Soon Sail,
Dont Cry Lost Sailor

— douchenozzle

# posted by douchebag1

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