Friday, June 13, 2008
Friday Haiku
Boat choad flexes tatts,
Ubiquitous Red Cup knows,
Shark attack needed.
Corey Haim tat bag.
Asphyxiates with poo smell
Throat cut too shallow.
— vacuum cleaner bagg
Douchey Prince Colwyn
Childhood memory ruined
Krull glaive once was cool
— mitch meats
Hairline receding
Boat has A thirty year lease
Bald douche in eight months
— Ragnar Danneskjöld
He found a townie
At his dad’s cabin up north
Sailing Lake Flaccid
— clementine of cappadoucha
What Tribe Would Have You
Bimbo Boat will Soon Sail,
Dont Cry Lost Sailor
— douchenozzle
