Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Mr. -T


I’m a little cranky today.

I can’t tell if it’s because I switched my usual four bowls of Frosted Flakes nutritious breakfast to two bowls of Frosted Flakes, two bowls of Trix, and a large chocolate Hostess cupcake (for vitamins).

But then I remembered a hypothetical exercise I like to practice when I’m feeling cranky. I imagine something that would annoy me taking place. Then I think to myself, “Well, at least ____ didn’t happen.”

Well, at least a tiny lawnmower didn’t shave off the top of my head.

There. All better.

# posted by douchebag1

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