Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Ralph the Ferret


This is classic punch-in-the-gut “There is no God” Hottie/Douchey wrongness.

Three delightful suburban girls who want to get back at daddy, commingling with Suburban poseur-punk Opie Ron Howard Douche, all while two Ubiquitous Red Cups monitor the situation.

Middle Brunette wants me to tickle her pet ferret with a pigeon feather I fished out of the Hudson. Which I would. Because her pet ferret needs tickling.

And by pet ferret, I mean a literal pet ferret. His name is “Ralph.” What’d you think I meant? Perv.

# posted by douchebag1

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