Thursday, June 12, 2008

Reader Mail: Joyce Needs Relief


Joyce (not in the picture) writes in:

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Hey, DB1.

Okay. After a long day at work, I just like to go home, relax, check my e-mail, and catch up on TiVo. What I DO NOT WANT, however, is a creepy messages on MySpace. I get them all the time (who doesn’t?), mostly from crazy freakishly muscular dudes (who are apparently into Asian chicks. Who knew?).

Anyway, I knew this one was different. It was a message from a random scrote saying only, “You are amazing[.]” Ugh, bad opening. His profile picture intrigued me, though, and I went to his profile to further investigate.

Lo and behold, utter douchebaggery! And some pretty hot chicks! I was so excited to catch one in the wild that I thought of you immediately. I can only hope that the douchescrote/hottie ratio is high enough to grace the pages of your website.

Hoping you’ll defend my honor and with all my love,
— joyce

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Joyce, I will of course defend your honor from the online douchescrote Myspace attack. But first, send pics. Of yourself. With librarian glasses, a can of PBR in your left hand, a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a Q-tip.

Because I’m freaky like that.

# posted by douchebag1

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