Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Reader Mail: "Told Emm"


Mia writes in:

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DB1-

How many wristbands do YOU see???

This idiot at a pool party was nasty, and my and friend and I had to take a picture for you.

Love,
Mia

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I love it when my female readers tag a ‘bag, send it in, and don’t write too much.

Now alls I need is for Mia to bring me a microwaved Hungry Man Chicken Dinner, a PBR, and a first edition copy of Hannah Arendt’s The Human Condition so I can contemplate the negative ramifications of modernity while staring at Mia’s curvy legs, and I’d be in hog heaven.

# posted by douchebag1

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