Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Reader Mail: Where's Bachelorette Waldouche?


Lauren writes in:

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Hey DB1-

So I just spent the weekend in South Beach, FL for a bachelorette party.

I was going through my pictures just now with my friend Kyle who is an avid HCwDB.com visitor and he asked if there were any HCwDB’s in any of our pics. I assumed there surely must be some, so we started keeping our eyes peeled while flipping through the chronicles of the Final Freedom Flight. When this one popped up, we both started cracking up so I felt obliged to send it to you.

At first glance, he’s a total Waldouche…but I don’t know, something about the helmet head makes me want to say ‘Speed Racerbag’…yet, the deer-in-headlights facial expression also forced me to consider ‘Bambibag.’ Anyway, figured I’d send it along and see if you had monikers that might be a little more clever and fitting.

I’m still going through the pictures, so if I find anything else with such ‘bagtacular qualities, I’ll be sure to send them along.

Happy ‘baghunting…
Lauren

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I see him more like the “Thank you God!” kid in Animal House. He just fell into a pile of giggle-hotts, and they’re way more ambulatory and three dimensional than when he secretly goes through his dad’s Playboys in the garage.

So for that, I give him a pass.

As to your group of Bachelorette Friends, I would help them brew Malaysian coffee while fondling their inner thighs with a quart of Quaker State and some large ball bearings. Because I’m classy like that.

# posted by douchebag1

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