Sunday, June 1, 2008

Sunday Jean-Claude Van Douche


Forget the earlier nottadouche considerations, Van Damme. You are an aging smelly cheese of eurodouche.

I will take your blonde friend behind a podium and explain to her why aging wooden movie stars in leopard jackets and stupid-ass sunglasses aren’t worth her time.

And by explain, I mean lick her anklets like an alcoholic llama.

# posted by douchebag1

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