Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The 2008 Webbys


I was pleased as Night Train spiked punch to learn last month that HCwDB will receive an “Official Honoree” award in the Culture/Personal Blog category at the 2008 Webby Awards.

Check me out, I’m right between National Public Radio and Wired Media. I would like to commend the judges for realizing that, with the power of a single hottie/douchey mocking blog, I’m saving the world.

Oh sure, some may see what we do here is trivial. As simply the collective philosophical musings engendered by the dialectics of boobie lust and douche mock.

But do not let the scrotal rantings hide the larger cultural transformation. Because when you mock a single hott/douche, you pay it forward globally. Next month the book comes out, and from there, we take over the world.

We are the real Climate Change. And if we get to stare at boobies along the way, then all the better.

The show is tonight in New York, but since I’m half drunk and stumbling around my apartment trying to find my socks and wondering if Preparation H can shrink tribal tatts, I won’t be able to attend in person. Which kills me, because David Byrne is one of my heroes, and he’s gonna be there. No word on if the giant suit will make an appearance.

But if anyone is there tonight and hears a mention of HCwDB, drop me a line and let me know. Or if someone can get a pic of Arianna Huffington with some raging douche like Ryan Seacrest, send it along. She’s quite the tasty cougar.

# posted by douchebag1

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