Monday, June 2, 2008
The Unbearable Lightness of Chest Shaving
It’s like The Newscaster from The Muppet Show found The Elfstones of Shannara, got his body shaved like Jim Carrey by Julie Brown in Earth Girls are Easy, pulled on Georgie, Pete and Dim’s suspenders from A Clockwork Orange, then fell in love with Lena Olin after wandering through Prague in Kundera’s The Unbearable Lightness of Being.
Ouch.
I just pulled a muscle pop-culture referencing beyond the legal speed limit.
I need to stick to American Idol references while I set the cycle on “spin.”
