Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Topanga


Ah, Topanga.

My little melon ball of plump tomato 1990s Boy Meets World jailbait hott.

All grown up, and no longer pretending to like a Savage Brother.

I would douse thee with a firehose, then mop the floor with the sweat from my brow as I worshiped your thighs with pickled jellies and a small bowl of borscht.

As to the goofy-ass clown you’ve acquired during your ‘bag-sweep of the club, please cast him back to Frat Row where he can acquire a Ubiquitous Red Cup in peace. His beads and hat tilt smell like desperation.

# posted by douchebag1

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